Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Guess what What

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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#Getweird

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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