- Anti Joke

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Death by kayak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state