Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What's blue? The sky.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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