What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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