- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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