- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??