- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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