- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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