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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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