- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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