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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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