If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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