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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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