- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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