Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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womens rights

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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