- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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