- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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