wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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