- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

All of these jokes are about white people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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