Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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I have a really funny joke.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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