- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

If life gives you lemonade.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I have a really funny joke.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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