Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Jovan

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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