- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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