- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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