- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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