What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

roses are red poo is poo

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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