- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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