- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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