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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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