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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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