- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people stink of shite!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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