The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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