- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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