What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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