What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Take part of what?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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one of the idiot

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