What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

your life

A pope meets another one

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Eric is gay Ha

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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