how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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