Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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