- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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