You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Take part of what?

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Sarah Palin.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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kieran is a homosexual

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