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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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