- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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