- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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