Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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alert('The Game')

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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