- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A pope meets another one

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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