- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

white or wheat? wheat please.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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