- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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