what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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call me maybe.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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