What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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