- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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