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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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