- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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