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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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