- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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