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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

bite me

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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