yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Do the roar!

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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