He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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