- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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