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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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