- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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