Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

America

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You are joking right?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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