- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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