- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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