What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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