- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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