- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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