- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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