- Anti Joke

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.