- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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