- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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