There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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