Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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