- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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