- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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