Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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