Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Women's Soccer.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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