What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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FUCK YOU

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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