An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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