why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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