what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

your face

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do I hate? people

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