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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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