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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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