- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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