- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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