- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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