- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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