- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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