- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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