- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Who invented apple? God

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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