- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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